itsagifnotagif:

Old but still one of my fave memes

(via bazeholdmybeer)

toastyhat:

worddevourer:

squaliformes:

(source)

When people ask me for things and I’m not 100% listening, I just hand them the nearest thing.  I.E. Ketchup when you ask for salt.

THIS IS TRUE

(via bazeholdmybeer)

thegentlemandothprotest:

frenums:

excuse me

Ina Garten kinkshaming a chicken.

(via sweatypatrickstump)

screamingcrawfish:

shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

(via roaninlynch)

cuteless:

date someone you could have fun at at a grocery store with

(via jazzhooves-deactivated20180105)

thespectacularspider-girl:

pr1nceshawn:

Life With Dogs.

A good life

(via teamhawkeye)

coelasquid:

yummycookie:

tolionplz:

vrgnmry:

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

Made my day 100 times better

I think this is the closest thing a bird can achieve to the  ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ stroll

(Source: babyanimalgifs, via merrybrandybuck)